Knock, Knock. Who's There?
There is nothing funny about having a doorknocker trying to sell you natural gas...or is there?
KNOCK, KNOCK
WHO’S THERE?
NORMA-LEE
NORMA-LEE WHO?
NORMA-LEE I’D INTERRUPT YOUR DINNER BUT I HAVE A DATE TONIGHT.
KNOCK, KNOCK
WHO’S THERE?
ANITA
ANITA WHO?
ANITA SEE YOUR GAS BILL.
KNOCK, KNOCK
WHO’S THERE?
ONE SHOE
ONE SHOE WHO?
ONE SHOE SIGN THIS CONTRACT I’M OUTTA HERE!
KNOCK, KNOCK
WHO’S THERE?
UGANDA
UGANDA WHO?
UGANDA GET RID OF ME THAT EASILY!
KNOCK, KNOCK
WHO’S THERE?
DISHES
DISHES WHO?
DISHES WHAT I DO FOR A LIVING. SHAD ISHN’T IT?
KNOCK, KNOCK
WHO’S THERE?
ZANY
ZANY WHO?
ZANY BODY HOME? I SEE LIGHTS.
KNOCK, KNOCK
WHO’S THERE?
SADIE
SADIE WHO?
SADIE MAGIC WORD, SIGN HERE, AND MAKE MY DAY!
KNOCK, KNOCK
WHO’S THERE?
LISA
LISA WHO?
LISA YOU CAN DO IS SHOW ME YOUR GAS BILL.
KNOCK, KNOCK
WHO’S THERE?
TAMARA
TAMARA WHO?
TAMARA I’LL BE BACK IF YOU DON’T SIGN TODAY.
KNOCK, KNOCK
WHO’S THERE?
ODYSSEUS
ODYSSEUS WHO?
ODYSSEUS THE LOWEST PRICE YOU CAN GET. BELIEVE ME!
KNOCK, KNOCK
WHO’S THERE?
SAM
SAM WHO?
SAM PERSON WHO KNOCKED ON YOUR DOOR YESTERDAY!